Be it known that though my last name is McCafferty, I am a St. Patrick day grouch!
In my defense, I am not really Irish. I inherited my name upon marriage. I am Scottish and we don't get along with the Irish.
When I was little, St. Patrick's Day meant wear green or you might get pinched. It is so much more involved now.
Eric built an elaborate leprechaun trap, hoping to nab the prankster. It didn't work! He is so sneaky.
Our leprechaun must come and visit; or they wonder why their friends' leprechauns are so much better than our leprechaun.
The McCafferty's leprechaun is dutiful. He turns the toilet water and milk green. He leaves goodie bags for each child. He tries not to disappoint.
St. Patrick's Day gives me a case of the blues!